What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:36

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Octopussy